take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.
“Life makes fools of all of us sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you’ll at least be able to take your humiliations with some measure of grace.”
―Paul Murray, Skippy Dies
Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.
That’s why I love this guy.
bill fuckin murray
always reblog bill murray
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