1. Of course I am not worried about intimidating men. The type of man who will be intimidated by me is exactly the type of man I have no interest in.
    Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie  (via zubat)
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  2. conelradstation:

    George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

    Reblogged from: billmurraysstalker
  3. chelcperetti:

    when I die play ilana glazer saying “sandwich shop” on a loop at my funeral

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  4. nekoukai:


Apple of love

now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did



    Apple of love

    now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did

    Reblogged from: jthalassa
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  6. intosnarkness:

    if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

    and it got upgraded to first class

    without me

    Reblogged from: jthalassa
  7. cyberfricking:

    when u type ;) instead of :)

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  8. rememberingsuunday:

    fuckboy symptoms:

    • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
    • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
    • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
    • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

    how to spot a fuckboy:

    • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
    • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
    • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
    • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
    • can’t find the clitoris

    fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

    Reblogged from: lizisnotinteresting
  9. smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

    relationship goal: a relationship

    Reblogged from: billmurraysstalker
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  12. bogleech:

    "I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

    Reblogged from: that-goofy-chick

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