1. Of course I am not worried about intimidating men. The type of man who will be intimidated by me is exactly the type of man I have no interest in.
    Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie  (via zubat)
    Reblogged from: jthalassa
  2. conelradstation:

    George Carlin, Jammin’ In New York, 1992

    Reblogged from: billmurraysstalker
  3. chelcperetti:

    when I die play ilana glazer saying “sandwich shop” on a loop at my funeral

    Reblogged from: billmurraysstalker
  4. nekoukai:

stunningpicture:

Apple of love

now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did

    nekoukai:

    stunningpicture:

    Apple of love

    now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did

    Reblogged from: jthalassa
  5. Reblogged from: billmurraysstalker
  6. intosnarkness:

    if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

    and it got upgraded to first class

    without me

    Reblogged from: jthalassa
  7. cyberfricking:

    when u type ;) instead of :)
    image

    Reblogged from: billmurraysstalker
  8. rememberingsuunday:

    fuckboy symptoms:

    • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
    • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
    • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
    • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

    how to spot a fuckboy:

    • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
    • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
    • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
    • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
    • can’t find the clitoris

    fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

    Reblogged from: lizisnotinteresting
  9. smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

    relationship goal: a relationship

    Reblogged from: billmurraysstalker
  10. Reblogged from: that-goofy-chick
  11. Reblogged from: lizisnotinteresting
  12. bogleech:

    "I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

    Reblogged from: that-goofy-chick
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