1. goofballery:

    Coffee and I have had our differences, but that’s all diarrhea under the bridge now.

    Reblogged from: goofballery
  2. Be kind to yourself. Stop telling yourself that whatever you are struggling with “should” be easy. If something is hard for you, it is hard for you. There are probably Reasons, though those may just be how you are wired. Acknowledge these things. When you finish something hard, be proud! Celebrate a little.

    And really, just stop saying “should” to yourself about your thoughts and feelings in any context. You feel how you feel. The things in your head are the things in your head. You can’t change either directly through sheer force of will. You can only change what you do. Stop beating yourself up for who and what you are right now–it isn’t productive. Focus on moving forward.

    Reblogged from: nosferatujones
  3. grimdarkthroes:

    realslimcaity:

    IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

    I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

    The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

    He didn’t know the joke.

    So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

    I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

    Reblogged from: goofle
  4. Vanity Fair’s First-Ever Comedy Issue Guest-Edited by Judd Apatow

    Reblogged from: bestnatesmithever
  5. itsmemacleod:

    when you’re a collection of organic molecules named carl saganimage

    Reblogged from: billmurraysstalker
  6. Chris Pratt recalls a story from early in his career when Jimmy went out of his way to show kindness. [x]
    Reblogged from: billmurraysstalker
  7. takashi0:

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    takashi0:

    Tumblr parents.jpg

    Reblogged from: billmurraysstalker
  8. fangdecay:

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

that commentary was beautiful

    fangdecay:

    captainamericaisavirgin:

    benmclemore:

    somebody DO SOMETHING

    i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have

    this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

    that commentary was beautiful

    Reblogged from: robertdinnero
  9. atsuperfluously:

    Maybe cinema’s finest moment.

    Reblogged from: robertdinnero
  10. Reblogged from: doubleentandre
  11. fedswatching:

    harmoniaz:

    fledge:

    dogs arent that great

    image

    image

    Reblogged from: goofle
  12. plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

    plantbaby420:

    *mic drop*

    Reblogged from: lizisnotinteresting
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