Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone...– Veronica A. Shoffstall (via mujibb)
Carol Burnett to receive Mark Twain Prize for... →
Carol Burnett, the trailblazing comedienne whose variety show was a top draw on CBS for over a decade, was named the winner of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor on Tuesday.
dorkly: Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars Filibuster - Animated A long time ago, in a Marvel galaxy far, far away…
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They should call me pubes because I’m short and crazy.
Today I decided to clean my room because I needed my “I can do this, let’s pick up the pieces and have some semblance of control over our existence” fix. So, upon surveying my living space, I noticed that there were literally PILES of clutter that I have been putting off for over a year that have just gathered in all corners on my room and shoved underneath things. I have even...
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poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax