May 2013
311 posts
“Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone...”
– Veronica A. Shoffstall (via mujibb)
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Carol Burnett to receive Mark Twain Prize for... →
Carol Burnett, the trailblazing comedienne whose variety show was a top draw on CBS for over a decade, was named the winner of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor on Tuesday.
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Watchdorkly:
Patton Oswalt’s Star Wars Filibuster - Animated
A long time ago, in a Marvel galaxy far, far away…
How To Disappoint Your Parents in 61 Seconds -... →
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They should call me pubes
because I’m short and crazy.
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Today I decided to clean my room because I needed my “I can do this, let’s pick up the pieces and have some semblance of control over our existence” fix. So, upon surveying my living space, I noticed that there were literally PILES of clutter that I have been putting off for over a year that have just gathered in all corners on my room and shoved underneath things. I have even...
Robot Chicken: Gandalf Game Show - YouTube →
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poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
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